And I went outside and sat down and sure enough I just looked up and right through the window of the apartment next door was Eli Manning, just drinking a Bud Light.
emily
new yorker. writer. tormented jets faN.
Happy Endings just gets it.
"Plus, Plaxico assures that the Jets, for the third consecutive year (or maybe even fourth, if you count the Brett Favre season), will be the NFL's most entertaining traveling roadshow. The Jets can take a chance on Plaxico because, hey, why not?: No matter what happens, and no matter how much weaponry anybody tucks in their sweatpants, no one's taking the spotlight away from that head coach. This is of course one of the reasons his players enjoy playing for Rex Ryan so much. The Jets are going to be so much fun to watch again this season, and that would have been the case without Plaxico. But with him? Man, we're so glad football's back."
I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.
I miss…Arc de Triomf, Barcelona (by elrentaplats)
Current story of my (attempt at an adult) life
Looove!! I too suffer from the grand tradition of over ambition.
(Source: bubblyfun)
Alec is also an American treasure, because Alec excels at all three types of acting. You may not have known that there are three types of acting because most actors can only do one or two of them, but Alec can do film acting, comedy acting, and real acting. Film acting. Everything I know about film acting I learned from watching Alec. And from what I can tell, film acting is mostly about hitting your mark and remembering what hand to hold your papers in, and if there’s a lady in the scene, do not get in front of her china bowl. And also he taught me this cool thing: If you have a line that’s really a special line, that you would want to make sure you’re on-camera for that line, take your jacket off during that line. That’s called forcing the cut. And that works, that little trick.
Tina Fey on Alec Baldwin’s constant Reaganing on 30 Rock. I love that the Donaghy Mentor Experience truly exists between these two.
Story of my life.
The past 7 days (in 3 pictures)
1. The beach (Geoff’s Caye, Belize)
2. Reading (Mom on the balcony in San Pedro, Belize)
3. Eating amazing food (Red Ginger, San Pedro, Belize)
And that’s pretty much it.
Nope, I’m not bitter reading this on a 31 degree day in New York. Nope, not bitter at all…
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! 5 days and counting…
This acceptance speech is vintage precious.
